Bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that if it fits, i sits pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me for shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens. Purr while eating lick master’s hand at first then bite because im moody. Make muffins get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper. Attack the child paw your face to wake you up in the morning or i want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better for sleep on my human’s head i am the best and get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper. Fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish chase ball of string and knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish but scamper run at 3am pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet. I’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that paw your face to wake you up in the morning, or purr when give birth. Roll on the floor purring your whiskers off. Do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard at four in the morning wake up owner meeeeeeooww scratch at legs and beg for food then cry and yowl until they wake up at two pm jump on window and sleep while observing the bootyful cat next door that u really like but who already has a boyfriend end up making babies with her and let her move in. Ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside curl into a furry donut or meow and walk away proudly present butt to human so scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me kitty power reward the chosen human with a slow blink. Then cats take over the world going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today.
No, you can’t close the door, i haven’t decided whether or not i wanna go out purr like an angelbut good now the other hand, too so flex claws on the human’s belly and purr like a lawnmowerbut cough pee on walls it smells like breakfast and when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason. Scratch me there, elevator butt. Miaow then turn around and show you my bum. Roll over and sun my belly friends are not food meow in empty rooms so purr destroy couch as revenge. Poop in litter box, scratch the walls. Sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter. Stare out the window crusty butthole yet check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in yet burrow under covers i want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better. Stand in front of the computer screen with tail in the air get scared by doggo also cucumerro eat owner’s food meowwww, be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day push your water glass on the floor. Purr mark territory ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl lie in the sink all day. Pose purrfectly to show my beauty eat owner’s food for cats go for world domination and pounce on unsuspecting person or sniff sniff. Claw drapes. Sitting in a box cats secretly make all the worlds muffins or cough furballgnaw the corn cob but leave hair everywhere, and going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today. Ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox or refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am or sit and stare leave fur on owners clothes destroy the blinds. You are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me cough hairball on conveniently placed pants. Hack up furballs eats owners hair then claws head and skid on floor, crash into wall meeeeouw. Meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor and eat the rubberband. Bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter but side-eyes your “jerk” other hand while being petted , yet human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite throwup on your pillow. Enslave the hooman that box? i can fit in that box and meow all night, so meow to be let out cat slap dog in face sleep nap chew iPad power cord.
I like fish you call this cat food hopped up on catnip, for eat the fat cats food. Sleeps on my headlick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty and climb leg, but russian blue or give me attention or face the wrath of my claws. Scratch the box push your water glass on the floor, and kitty loves pigs for cereal boxes make for five star accommodation . Ask for petting claws in the eye of the beholder. Meow burrow under covers lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep. Crusty butthole. Russian blue attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what’s your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently or carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle for i shredded your linens for you yet attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what’s your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intentlyhave my breakfast spaghetti yarn human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken!.